OK, now you're gonna climb on down off that pedestal you've erected for yourself and take the time and trouble to defend your "false dichotomy" accusation. You wouldn't want any of us to think you're lazy, would you?

We all already know what false dichotomies are and how they're typically used. Even a casual reader will understand why I constructed the sentence the way I did but....go ahead. I'm eager to hear what you come up with.

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